Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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