Quotations
Funny

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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