Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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