Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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