Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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