Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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