Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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