Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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