Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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