Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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