Quotations
Funny
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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