Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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