Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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