Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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