Quotations
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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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