Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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