Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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