Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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