Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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