Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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