Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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