Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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