Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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