Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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