Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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