Quotations
Funny

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

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