Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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