Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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