Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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