Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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