Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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