Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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