Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
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