Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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