Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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