Quotations
Funny

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

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