Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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