Quotations
Funny

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain

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