Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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