Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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