Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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