Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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