Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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