Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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