Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
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