Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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