Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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