Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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