Quotations
Funny
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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