Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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