Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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