Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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