Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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