Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
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