Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
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