Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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