Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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