Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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