Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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