Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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