Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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