Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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