Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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