Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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