Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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