Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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