Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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