Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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