Quotations
Funny
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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