Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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