Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
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