Quotations
Funny

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

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