Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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