Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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