Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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