Quotations
Funny

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw

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