Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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