Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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