Quotations
Funny

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

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