Quotations
Funny
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
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