Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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