Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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