Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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