Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
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