Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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