Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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