Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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