Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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