Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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