Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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