Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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