Quotations
Funny
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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