Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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