Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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