Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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