Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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