Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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