Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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