Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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