Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Subscribe to our Newsletter
Note: Your personal data will be used by Simply Knowledge for the purpose of providing you with the Newsletter service, which you have specifically requested.
Your data are safe with Simply Knowledge
Login
Enter your e-mail and password to access account
New Users Register
Register to enjoy the benefits of Simply Knowledge.

