Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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