Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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