Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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