Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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