Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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