Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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