Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
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