Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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