Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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