Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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