Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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