Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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