Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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