Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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