Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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