Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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