Quotations
Funny

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

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