Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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