Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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