Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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