Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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