Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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