Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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