Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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