Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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