Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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