Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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