Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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