Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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