Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
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