Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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