Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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