Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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