Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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