Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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