Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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