Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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