Quotations
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
 - Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
 - George Bernard Shaw
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
 - Yogi Berra
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
 - Winston S. Churchill
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. 
 - Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
 - Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
 - Anonymous
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
 - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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