Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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