Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
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