Quotations
Marriage
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
- Diana Gabaldon
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
- Anne Taylor Fleming
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
- Anne Lamott
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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