Quotations
Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
- Lisa Kleypas
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
- Lisa Tawn Bergren
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
- Steve Maraboli
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
- Michel De Montaigne
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
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