Quotations
Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
- Jane Austen
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
- Gabriel García Márquez
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
- Henry James
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- George Bernard Shaw
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