Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
- George Bernard Shaw
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
- Henry David Thoreau
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