Quotations
Marriage
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
- Benjamin Franklin
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
- Mahatma Gandhi
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
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