Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
- George Bernard Shaw
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
- Douglas Wilson
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