Quotations
Marriage
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
- Michel De Montaigne
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
- L. M. Montgomery
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
- Gabriel García Márquez
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
- Peter Kreeft
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
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