Quotations
Marriage
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
- Warren Farrell
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
- Jeffrey Eugenides
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
- Dave Meurer
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
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