Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
- Nia Vardalos
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
- Barnett R. Brickner
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
- Zane
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
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