Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
- Honoré De Balzac
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
- Oscar Wilde
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
- Debbie Macomber
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
- Peter Kreeft
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