Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
- Toba Beta
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
- Jeffrey Eugenides
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
- Thomas Hardy
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
- Honoré De Balzac
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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