Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
- Anne Lamott
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
- Barnett R. Brickner
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
- Diana Gabaldon
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
- Vita Sackville-West
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
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