Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
- Debbie Macomber
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
- Ellen Key
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
- Diana Gabaldon
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
- L. M. Montgomery
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
- Lisa Kleypas
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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