Quotations
Marriage
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
- G. K. Chesterton
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
- Henry James
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
- Dave Meurer
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
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