Quotations
Marriage
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
- Debbie Macomber
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
- Anne Lamott
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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