Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
- Helen Hollick
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
- Anne Lamott
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
- André Maurois
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
- Nia Vardalos
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
- Douglas Wilson
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